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Solid Food!

Woo Hoo!

it’s funny, i thought ‘breaking the fast’ was going to be some sort of remarkable experience, but it was anticlimactic. for some reason i had this half cooked idea that the moment i put something whole in my stomach that the world was going to come to an end, or my stomach was going to revolt. something. but nope, i’ve had my last green juice for breakfast, and a half a pint of blueberries, an orange, and an avocado spread out whenever i felt the need to eat them, and i don’t feel crazy hungry or different. what i do feel though, is the urge to shovel mass amounts of food into me. not because i need to, but because i can. i just had a basic smoothie of cashews, banana, and some frozen fruit and i’m satisfied, but i’m wondering how long i can hold back a crazy gorge fest, or worse, a pile of fried food. wish me luck!

Juice Cleanse: The Final Countdown

welp, day three has come and gone. at least the juices have gone. today was, for lack of a better word, great! i wasn’t hungry, i couldn’t care less about chewing and i have so MUCH energy. i did all green juices today plus the lemonade and cashew milk, and even though i had to use quite a few green apples to fill out the jars, i think i can safely say i really enjoyed the taste of liquid produce. but, my damn juicer about died on a lemon, and it’s getting harder and harder to watch it massacre greens like the wood chipper in Fargo. so, although i really wanted to get at least another day in, i’m calling it quits after today and reentering the world of solid foods. i have one last green juice in the fridge that i’ll knock back for breakfast, and perhaps i’ll gnaw on some berries or an avocado for lunch? what i do know is that i plan on eating much cleaner from here on out, juicing daily if i can, and drinking way less coffee (hopefully). i think i’m going to consider removing gluten from my diet too- or at least not reintroduce it for awhile and keep my intake down with it as well.

all in all, i think this was a success, and one we get a masticating juicer i plan on doing this bi-monthly.

what’s a post without a pic? here’s my dirty fridge, haha!

dirty vegan fridge

Juice Cleanse, The Real Day Two?

i’ve decided that i’m going to count only fasting days as cleansing days, that way i can push my self to keep with it until friday. today i added one more green juice, and dropped one fruit/beet juice. tomorrow i plan to do all 4 juices as green juices, along with the spicy lemonade and cashew milk, with the same on friday. the last day. as much as this isn’t all that bad, i really, really want to chew on something, and ‘chewing’ my juice doesn’t cut it.

i suppose you’re wondering what i may have noticed, or any perceived benefits i may have, so here are my observations thus far:

when i sleep, i ‘pop’ awake rather than groggily waking up. regardless if i’m waking to use the bathroom, feed the cats, or it’s my alarm- regardless of the time and whether i was in deep sleep or not. it’s super weird to me.

my joints are super fluid right now, and my vertebrate are popping and moving like never before. my knees weren’t nearly as stiff during last nights workout. i’m curious when i go to add food back in, what the culprit might be.

i feel and look less bloated- most noticeably in my arms and stomach.

i feel more energized in general, but i have yet to feel ‘clarity and focus’, i’m still as scatterbrained as usual.

i’m not starving. really! i’ve noticed that the feeling i have is the same as when i’m bored, which would explain my incessant snacking when i have nothing to do, but yet i can plow through a work day on my normal amount food and feel fine. i think i need to work on my boredom eating big time.

the one smell that turns me inside and and makes me want to kill for it? COFFEE. i could cut a bitch for a cup, not for the caffeine, but for the taste.

this was a little more expensive than i had thought. i buy pretty much only organic produce, and kale is 2.50-3.00 a bundle, and i go through almost 2 a day when i drink only green juice-even with the apples, romaine, parsley, ect this still was quite the grocery bill. i definitely would have shaved some pennies off if i had been smart enough to buy the bulk bags of apples, lemons ect. hopefully by the next cleanse we’ll have a more efficient masticating juicer, and a garden chock full of kale to pick.

Juice Cleanse: Day Two-ish

i woke up completely headache free and spritely today! thank gawd! it’s about 1:30 and i’m 2 juices in- i’m trying to have one every 2 hours, ending with my last at 8pm so that i can digest before i hit the hay. i’m also going to attempt to work out after work today; maybe some sweating will help cleanse my skin?

heres my juice rundown, i’m missing one because i’ll make it later when i get home after i hit the gym? or before? we’ll see.

juice army

L -> R

1. double batch of green juice: a bunch chard, cucumber, 4 stalks celery, a d’anjou pear, several fistfuls of spinach, a crown and stalk of broccoli. i forgot, and missed, the knob of ginger. this will be my first and third juices of the day. i might do a fruitier version for a later evening juice.

2. beet juice! 2 red beets, 1 orange, 4 carrots. my second juice of the day.

3. spicy lemonade. 1 peeled lemon juiced and then added to 1 tsp raw agave and 1/4 tsp cayenne. tomorrow i will use 2 lemons and some ginger, too! *it’s pink from being made after the beet juice

4. raw cashew milk. 1/3c soaked cashews, 1/4 tsp vanilla extract, cinnamon and a dab of agave, pureed until smooth. i think this is supposed to be that last down the hatch? i’m assuming the fat and protein content of the nuts will keep my stomach satisfied while i sleep.

Juice Cleansing: The Final Frontier

so, i started a juice fast. well, sort of. i watched ‘fat, sick, and nearly dead’ awhile back and a quote from the director/main guy really stuck out. i can only paraphrase, but it was to the extent of “when you cut yourself, your skin heals the injury, so why cant your insides heal when they’re sick?” or something like that. but anyways, it got me thinking. lately i’ve noticed, without going into TMI mode, that my skin was getting dull and i was developing acne along my jaw/neck/chest ect, which i’ve been told can be from stagnation in my liver, as well as dealing with some, uh, long term lady issues that can also be linked to my liver as well. i’ve had no formal diagnosis from an acupuncturist or anything, but i figured i’d still do a juice fast and see what i could find out on my own. so, i just ate my last whole meal for what i’m hoping can stretch to 10 days. i guess i sort of started yesterday because i ate 50/50 solid food and fresh juices, and drank some liver cleansing tea. today i ate 1 whole meal along with 3 juices, a lara bar, a few blueberries, and an avocado. baby steps. thankfully, my parents gave me a jack lalanne juicer that was gathering dust, otherwise i would have been out some serious cash for the fancy pants omega masticating juicer that i really wanted, but if i can stick to this cleanse, i think i’ll be able to better rationalize that purchase in the future.

the method to my madness is sort of a one-off of the blueprint cleanse. i’m going to drink roughly 5 juices a day, raw cashew milk, water, and liver cleanse tea. to make life easy, i’m going to juice everything that i plan on consuming at work before i leave the house, and pack them into mason jars on ice. i already toted a few juices around today, and it wasn’t a huge inconvenience. i have a waterproof backpack so doing this in the summer should be a snap too. surprisingly, giving up chewing isn’t that hard at all. my only issue thus far is that i made no changes to my caffeine intake prior to today, so i’ve had a very, very horrid headache since 2pm. hopefully this subsides by tomorrow as i plan to start working out again. *between getting tattooed and having an awful cold, i’ve been out of the gym for 7 days!

last nights dinner, the 'green meanie'

last nights dinner, the 'green meanie'

6 Kale Leaves
1 Cucumber
4 Celery Stalks
2 Green Apples
1/2 Lemon
1 piece of ginger

breakfast!

mmmm beet juice

juice #2

1 d’anjou pear

6 leaves romaine

1/2 granny smith apple

1″ knob ginger

4 carrots

juice #3

1 stalk + crown of broccoli

1/2 granny smith

4 stalks cellery

6 kale leaves

handful of parsley

i never liked raw broccoli before, but it’s so much sweeter in juice form!

wish me luck!

Food Porn! JOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZING!

this is a small blip compared to the last photo dump! we just got a hand me down jack la lane juicer from my parents- we plan on upgrading to an omega masticating juicer when we have the funds, but the JLL has been an awesome gadget to play with! we anticipate doing a 10-14 day ‘reboot’, ‘fat sick and nearly dead’ style this february so it’s kind of nice that we didn’t have to plunk a bunch of change down to start it.

carrot, ginger and lemon juice

avocado toast and coffee, my favorite breakfast

1/2lb kale, ginger, tangelo, honeycrisp, granny smith, comice pear

bangkok curry!