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Juice Cleanse: The Final Countdown

welp, day three has come and gone. at least the juices have gone. today was, for lack of a better word, great! i wasn’t hungry, i couldn’t care less about chewing and i have so MUCH energy. i did all green juices today plus the lemonade and cashew milk, and even though i had to use quite a few green apples to fill out the jars, i think i can safely say i really enjoyed the taste of liquid produce. but, my damn juicer about died on a lemon, and it’s getting harder and harder to watch it massacre greens like the wood chipper in Fargo. so, although i really wanted to get at least another day in, i’m calling it quits after today and reentering the world of solid foods. i have one last green juice in the fridge that i’ll knock back for breakfast, and perhaps i’ll gnaw on some berries or an avocado for lunch? what i do know is that i plan on eating much cleaner from here on out, juicing daily if i can, and drinking way less coffee (hopefully). i think i’m going to consider removing gluten from my diet too- or at least not reintroduce it for awhile and keep my intake down with it as well.

all in all, i think this was a success, and one we get a masticating juicer i plan on doing this bi-monthly.

what’s a post without a pic? here’s my dirty fridge, haha!

dirty vegan fridge

Juice Cleanse, The Real Day Two?

i’ve decided that i’m going to count only fasting days as cleansing days, that way i can push my self to keep with it until friday. today i added one more green juice, and dropped one fruit/beet juice. tomorrow i plan to do all 4 juices as green juices, along with the spicy lemonade and cashew milk, with the same on friday. the last day. as much as this isn’t all that bad, i really, really want to chew on something, and ‘chewing’ my juice doesn’t cut it.

i suppose you’re wondering what i may have noticed, or any perceived benefits i may have, so here are my observations thus far:

when i sleep, i ‘pop’ awake rather than groggily waking up. regardless if i’m waking to use the bathroom, feed the cats, or it’s my alarm- regardless of the time and whether i was in deep sleep or not. it’s super weird to me.

my joints are super fluid right now, and my vertebrate are popping and moving like never before. my knees weren’t nearly as stiff during last nights workout. i’m curious when i go to add food back in, what the culprit might be.

i feel and look less bloated- most noticeably in my arms and stomach.

i feel more energized in general, but i have yet to feel ‘clarity and focus’, i’m still as scatterbrained as usual.

i’m not starving. really! i’ve noticed that the feeling i have is the same as when i’m bored, which would explain my incessant snacking when i have nothing to do, but yet i can plow through a work day on my normal amount food and feel fine. i think i need to work on my boredom eating big time.

the one smell that turns me inside and and makes me want to kill for it? COFFEE. i could cut a bitch for a cup, not for the caffeine, but for the taste.

this was a little more expensive than i had thought. i buy pretty much only organic produce, and kale is 2.50-3.00 a bundle, and i go through almost 2 a day when i drink only green juice-even with the apples, romaine, parsley, ect this still was quite the grocery bill. i definitely would have shaved some pennies off if i had been smart enough to buy the bulk bags of apples, lemons ect. hopefully by the next cleanse we’ll have a more efficient masticating juicer, and a garden chock full of kale to pick.

Juice Cleanse: Day Two-ish

i woke up completely headache free and spritely today! thank gawd! it’s about 1:30 and i’m 2 juices in- i’m trying to have one every 2 hours, ending with my last at 8pm so that i can digest before i hit the hay. i’m also going to attempt to work out after work today; maybe some sweating will help cleanse my skin?

heres my juice rundown, i’m missing one because i’ll make it later when i get home after i hit the gym? or before? we’ll see.

juice army

L -> R

1. double batch of green juice: a bunch chard, cucumber, 4 stalks celery, a d’anjou pear, several fistfuls of spinach, a crown and stalk of broccoli. i forgot, and missed, the knob of ginger. this will be my first and third juices of the day. i might do a fruitier version for a later evening juice.

2. beet juice! 2 red beets, 1 orange, 4 carrots. my second juice of the day.

3. spicy lemonade. 1 peeled lemon juiced and then added to 1 tsp raw agave and 1/4 tsp cayenne. tomorrow i will use 2 lemons and some ginger, too! *it’s pink from being made after the beet juice

4. raw cashew milk. 1/3c soaked cashews, 1/4 tsp vanilla extract, cinnamon and a dab of agave, pureed until smooth. i think this is supposed to be that last down the hatch? i’m assuming the fat and protein content of the nuts will keep my stomach satisfied while i sleep.

Juice Cleansing: The Final Frontier

so, i started a juice fast. well, sort of. i watched ‘fat, sick, and nearly dead’ awhile back and a quote from the director/main guy really stuck out. i can only paraphrase, but it was to the extent of “when you cut yourself, your skin heals the injury, so why cant your insides heal when they’re sick?” or something like that. but anyways, it got me thinking. lately i’ve noticed, without going into TMI mode, that my skin was getting dull and i was developing acne along my jaw/neck/chest ect, which i’ve been told can be from stagnation in my liver, as well as dealing with some, uh, long term lady issues that can also be linked to my liver as well. i’ve had no formal diagnosis from an acupuncturist or anything, but i figured i’d still do a juice fast and see what i could find out on my own. so, i just ate my last whole meal for what i’m hoping can stretch to 10 days. i guess i sort of started yesterday because i ate 50/50 solid food and fresh juices, and drank some liver cleansing tea. today i ate 1 whole meal along with 3 juices, a lara bar, a few blueberries, and an avocado. baby steps. thankfully, my parents gave me a jack lalanne juicer that was gathering dust, otherwise i would have been out some serious cash for the fancy pants omega masticating juicer that i really wanted, but if i can stick to this cleanse, i think i’ll be able to better rationalize that purchase in the future.

the method to my madness is sort of a one-off of the blueprint cleanse. i’m going to drink roughly 5 juices a day, raw cashew milk, water, and liver cleanse tea. to make life easy, i’m going to juice everything that i plan on consuming at work before i leave the house, and pack them into mason jars on ice. i already toted a few juices around today, and it wasn’t a huge inconvenience. i have a waterproof backpack so doing this in the summer should be a snap too. surprisingly, giving up chewing isn’t that hard at all. my only issue thus far is that i made no changes to my caffeine intake prior to today, so i’ve had a very, very horrid headache since 2pm. hopefully this subsides by tomorrow as i plan to start working out again. *between getting tattooed and having an awful cold, i’ve been out of the gym for 7 days!

last nights dinner, the 'green meanie'

last nights dinner, the 'green meanie'

6 Kale Leaves
1 Cucumber
4 Celery Stalks
2 Green Apples
1/2 Lemon
1 piece of ginger

breakfast!

mmmm beet juice

juice #2

1 d’anjou pear

6 leaves romaine

1/2 granny smith apple

1″ knob ginger

4 carrots

juice #3

1 stalk + crown of broccoli

1/2 granny smith

4 stalks cellery

6 kale leaves

handful of parsley

i never liked raw broccoli before, but it’s so much sweeter in juice form!

wish me luck!

Cleaning House!

uff da. yes, i just said uff-da, and if you ask my hubby he will tell you that no joke that expression comes out of my mouth constantly. midwest for lyfe! so anywho, its time again for a late-summer-sweeping-of-the-guts! if you remember at all from last year, the hubby and i go gluten/soy/sugar/booze/processed food free for 14 days while using enzymatic whole body cleanse to give our body a good scrub down. this year is already tortuous on day 2 on account that “baking weather” just hit, and being processed/gluten free means no cookies, cakes, or pies for two weeks! cry cry cry… but, here i am, and i shall give you the lowdown on what we will be nibbling on so that if you need to do a little clean-up, you have a good place to start.i will skip adding breakfast, because its pretty much the same thing everyday: rolled oats with dried fruit, flax, and nuts, or a smoothie made with frozen fruit, unsweetened almond milk, flax,and unsweetened rice protein powder. we also eat the previous nights dinner for lunch to help simplify things, and chug lots, and lots of water and tea.

tuesday. spaghetti squash stuffed with brown and wild rice, pear, and red onion. spaghetti squash stuffed with wild rice, pear and onionpar-bake squash, or nuke for 5 minutes to make cutting easier. slice in half, scoop seeds out, and fill with 1/2 c of cooked rice, 1/4 c diced onion, and half a chopped pear. i seasoned these up with a salt-free blend of sage, oregano, celery, thyme, pepper, savory…. cover and bake at 375 until soft.

wednesday. quinoa salad with chickpeas, cherry tomatoes, and cucumber. served atop spinach. mix one pint of tomatoes with 2 cups cooked quinoa, one diced cucumber, and 1 1/2 cups cooked chickpeas (homemade if you’re hard-core). dress with olive oil and your favorite vinegar.

tonight? i’m thinking hippy bowl!

Update! in lieu of not having any nuts, or cranberries (again!) i switched things up. i made the sweet potatoes that normally accompany hippy bowl, and jazzed up some green beans with pluots and rice wine vinegar. to make: saute 2 peeled and diced green pluots with 1/4 rice vinegar, and 1/2 tsp chinese 5-spice powder until soft and slightly syrupy. season with hot chili oil and use to dress 1/2 pound blanched green beans.

pluot glazed green beans

friday! potato kale soup! not pictured, but still delicious! in a heavy bottomed soup pot combine 2 pounds russet potatoes (cleaned and diced), a few scrubbed and chopped carrots, a diced onion, and some minced garlic. sweat over medium heat until the onions are soft and the potatoes begin to stick. add in 6-8 cups water or stock (check label for corn syrup) and bring up to a simmer. cook until the potatoes are soft and add in one bundle of kale that has been de-stemmed and ripped into 1 inch pieces. slap on the lid and ignore for 20 minutes. season with pepper and serve.

saturday! we cheated! i know, i know, i know, but we were celebrating our anniversary :) and we went right back to good eating on sunday. actually, we didn’t even make that huge of a cheat. when we went to the movies, we snacked on raw granola and raw almonds (win), and we had dinner at gorkha palace-wich is a new indian/neapali place. the food was ok, and definitely cleanse friendly-ish. we had chickpea masala, which was just a huge yummy pile of chickpeas, tomatoes, and spices. and aaloo gobi, which wasn’t the best, the cauliflower was still hard in the center, and the amount of potatoes were underwhelming, and also undercooked. boo. but the start, and deal breaker, were the cabbage-chili pakoras. its little palm-fulls of sliced pepper, cabbage, and onion dipped in chickpea batter and deep fried! they were so perfect that they weren’t greasy! and then we bar-hopped for the next 5 hours, drinking olive filled martinis and noshing on fried pickles and tater tots, so i guess in the spectrum, i did ok. ha.

sunday. back to cleaner eating. we had more raw trail mix for a mid-afternoon snack, and i started to pick everything out of the garden that i could. i collected 6 beautiful, shiny, red and green bell peppers, and had amassed a pile of tomatoes over the weekend. tonight we had the peppers stuffed with mushroom wild rice smothered in cashew cheeze sauce. it was so good that i had to pinch myself- it was technically free of processed ingredients, sugar, and soy, and was obviously vegan, but it was soooo good! or to be more specific, it was too flavorful and done-up to feel like it was ok for a cleanse.  i think the missing link in vegan cheeze sauce is chickpea flour. i was startled at how the beany flavor really complemented the other flavors. i also made some balsamic kale too-yummers.

super stuffed bell peppers

Super Stuffed Bell Peppers

makes 6

rice filling

3/4 c each wild rice, and brown rice

2 1/2 c water

2 cups sliced creminis

1 large red onion- i would actually suggest 2-3 if you love them!

1 tsp fresh thyme

1 clove garlic minced

6 medium-large bell peppers

cashew cheese sauce

1/4 c chickpea flour

2 tbs olive oil

2 c unsweetened almond milk

1/2 c nutritional yeast

1/4 c cashew butter

1 tbs mellow white miso-opt. some miso has soy.

1 tsp salt.

balsamic kale

1/2 pint cherry tomatoes

1 bundle kale torn into 1 inch pieces, stems discarded

2 carrots, scrubbed and sliced

2 tbs balsamic vinegar


trim and slice your onions into thin half moons. place them in a cast iron pan over low heat and cook until caramelized, about 1 hour. remove them to a large bowl, and leave any bits stuck in the pan. you can also do this in a mini crock-pot! it may take up to 4 hours, but if you have stuff to do-its a life saver.  cook the combined rices in water until soft and the wild rice has split open. set aside with the onions.

pre-heat oven to 375

now, wash your peppers and cut a “door” on the top. basically, find which side it sits best on, and trim out the side that faces up. it should be oval shaped, and not go as far as the “rib” or where the pepper sharply indents. carefully leave the stem intact, but cut out all of the extra membrane and seeds, and the inside end of the stem as best as you can. take the flaps of pepper and dice them up. in the same cast iron that you cooked your onions in, add the mushrooms and turn the heat up to medium. when the mushrooms release their water, use it to scrape up any onion bits still stuck on. once the liquid has evaporated, let the mushrooms brown slightly and then add in the bell pepper pieces and the garlic. continue cooking until the peppers have softened. add this the the rice and onions, and stir in the thyme. add salt and pepper to taste.

scoop the rice mixture into the cavities of the peppers, pressing and packing the filling in. place the bells in a lightly oiled lasagna or casserole pan and cover tightly with foil. bake until the peppers are soft-about 45 minutes. while the peppers bake, you can prep the kale and the sauce.

to make the kale, start by using the same cast-iron pan that made the onions and the mushrooms. add the tomatoes first, then the carrots, and finally the kale. cover with a lid and turn the heat to medium low. once the kale has started to shrink, remove the lid, and pour on the vinegar. cover again and turn the heat to low. leave this unattended while the peppers bake, only checking the heat to prevent sticking. the water in the veggies, and the vinegar will provide enough moisture to cook the veggies.when the peppers have 5 minutes left, remove the lid on the kale and raise the heat to medium. saute until almost no liquid remains. add pepper to taste.

for the sauce, combine the oil and the chickpea flour in a medium sauce pan over a medium flame. whisk smooth and heat until bubbling. now whisk in the cashew butter until smooth, slowly followed by the almond milk. keep whisking to avoid lumps, and add the nutritional yeast, and miso if using. heat until a low boil is achieved, and the sauce has thickened. add up to 1 tsp salt to taste. (if you want a more traditional white sauce, use oatmeal flour and cut the yeast in half. omit the miso, and add 1/2 tsp each garlic and onion powder, and a grate of nutmeg)

by now, the 45 minutes should have elapsed, so uncover your peppers and check for done-ness. once ready, spoon a generous 1/4 c of the sauce over each pepper and pop back into the oven for 10-15 minutes, or until the peppers have started to turn golden on top.

super stuffed bell peppers! *one has jalapeno slices on top too

Monday: Black Bean and Brown Rice Salad with Cilantro Pesto

serves 4-6

combine 3 cups cooked brown rice with 3 cups cooked black beans. pit and dice 2 avocados and nectarines and add to the rice. add in 1 cup sweet corn kernels, and 1 large diced yellow tomato (the last yellow brandywine of the season!). toss well. in a food processor combine the juice of 2 limes, 1/4 c+ olive oil (i choose to not omit oil while cleansing) 1 handful raw almonds,1 jalapeno, 1 large clove garlic, 3 scallions, and the top of one bundle-or 2 cups loosely packed- cilantro. pulse until chopped and then blend until smooth. add a dash of salt, a good grind of pepper, and mix as much as you’d like in to your salad. let hang in the fridge for one hour and serve on a pile of spinach leaves.

Tuesday: Slow Cooker Potato and Kidney Bean Stew

serves 6-8

in your slow cooker, combine 2 pounds scrubbed and quartered red potatoes, 1 diced red onion, 1 clove garlic, 3 cups cooked kidney beans, 1 cup sweet corn, 3 sliced carrots, 8 cups vegetable stock, 1 tsp sea salt, 1 bay leaf, and one teaspoon each oregano and basil. cook on low for 8 hours or until the potatoes are very soft. use a potato masher to mush up 1/3 of the soup so thats its chunky, but not blended. to make it even more rich and creamy, stir in 1/4 cup nutritional yeast and a few tablespoons cashew butter.

potato and kidney bean stew

Monday: Minnesota Wild Rice Soup- almost gluten free

Day one of our cleanse was on a particularly cold rainy day, perfect for a bowl of thick wholesome soup filled with wild rice and veggies. broken rice cooks faster and tends to be cheaper as well! i adapted this recipe to nix the sherry, heavy cream, flour and chicken stock. to be completely gluten-free, substitute GF oats (oats routinely come into contact w/wheat during processing), or chickpea flour for the oat flour listed below.

Minnesota Wild Rice Soup

serves 6-8

3/4 c broken wild rice

3 c water

2 ribs celery, fine dice

2 carrots, 1/4 ” slices

3 medium russets, scrubbed and cubed

8 oz crimini mushrooms, 1/4″ slices

1 medium yellow onion, fine dice

3 cloves garlic, crushed

5 c veggie stock – make sure its free of processed sugars

2 c unsweetened almond, rice or nut milk

1/4 c oats, ground in a coffee grinder or blender until powdery

pepper

1 tbs fresh thyme, chopped

in a medium saucepan, bring the 3 cups of water to a boil. rinse the rice and add in, reduce to a simmer and slap the lid on. simmer for about 55 minutes while you prepare the rest of the soup.

in a large soup pot or dutch oven, brown the  criminis in scant drizzle of olive oil until all liquid has released and have deepened in color. set aside. to the same pot add the onion and cook for 5 minutes, or until slightly softened. add the celery and cook 10 minutes more or until soft and the onions have barely started to brown.

add the garlic and potatoes and carrots and stir, and cover with a lid. let this “sweat” for 10-15 minutes, the potatoes should be almost done.  add the stock and bring to a simmer. once the rice is finished cooking (soft but not mushy) mix the oat flour into the milk and stir into the soup. add the rice and bring to a low boil, cooking until thickened. stir in the thyme, remove from the heat and serve.

minnesota wild rice soup

minnesota wild rice soup

for breakfast we’ve been eating oatmeal with fruit and nuts. todays:

Cherry Flax Oatmeal for Two

1 c thick rolled oats

1/2 dried cherries

1 tbs flax seeds

1 tbs agave syrup

cinnamon

2 1/2 c water

combine all ingredients in a rice cooker or mini crock pot. set on high. mine cooks faster in the rice cooker, but gets creamier in the mini cock. alternatively, you can cook this in a sauce pan bubbling over medium heat until the water is absorbed. serve with a splash of almond, rice or nut milk.

cherry flax oatmeal

cherry flax oatmeal

and for a late night snack, an apple smeared with warmed cashew butter and cinnamon.

cashew apples

cashew apples