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Food Porn! Camera vs iPhone edition

i have to admit; i’ve been taking few pictures with a real camera as of late because of my iPhone. my iPhone is always around whereas my camera is not, and my iPhone automatically streams images to my computer, whereas my phone does not. i guess this means that i either need to keep my camera plastered to me, or be satisfied with the lower quality for the sake of convenience that the iPhone gives. either way, on to the food!

nori battered tofu and oven fries, vegan tartar sauce

these still need plenty of tweaking. it’s essentially “fish and chips” done with nori stuck to tofu before being battered. i used club soda in lieu of beer, but for the next run i’m going to use a sorghum beer that i like- the batter was thin in the flavor department. i’m also going to flake a little nori in to the batter instead of sticking a large sheet to the back of squares of tofu- nori is so synonymous with sushi to my tastebuds, and warm sushi is weird, so too much nori = weird hot sushi impostor.

tofu benedict

i think i already posted this but with pics from my phone. YUM.

seasoned oven fries

tofu scramble

brunch for dinner is a regular thing over here.

now for the iPhone food pics

chickpea salad in a collard wrap

the insides!

i always liked tuna fish with extra mustard, potato chips, and pickles and i like my chickpea salad the same as well. for the salad i mashed chickpeas with finely minced celery and onions, a little veganaise, and a little mustard.

spanish rice of sorts

i still suck at ‘long-hand’ spanish rice, so for this i roasted grape tomatoes and tossed them, juices and all, with brown rice that had been cooked with vegetable stock, coriander, and garlic. it was super delish.

enchiladas

yum! i stuffed these with leftover beans from my ‘beans and rice’, roasted sweet potatoes, and sweet corn.

 

 

Cinnamon Glazed Donut Holes

i’ve been under the weather for that past few days, but today i was feeling well enough to pad around the kitchen. i had a hankering for scones, but somehow i found myself baking donut holes. same difference, right?

i followed the batter recipe, swapping 1 tsp xanthan gum for the egg replacer, banana for the applesauce, sugar for the sucanat, and coconut oil for the safflower oil to suit what i had on hand.i also tweaked the topping to make a rich, syrupy glaze. a dollop of white icing, or cream cheese frosting would undoubtedly turn this into “cinnamon roll donut holes”. divine.

cinnamon sugar glaze. 

1/2 stick earth balance

1/4 c brown sugar

1/4 c white sugar

3 tbs cinnamon 

1 tsp vanilla

almond milk

melt the earth balance in a small pan over medium heat. add in the vanilla, sugars, and cinnamon. stir until the sugars are melted completely and starting to bubble. slowly whisk in enough almond milk to make a thick glaze that runs in thick ribbons off of your whisk. cool while the donuts bake.

gluten free vegan donut

gluten free vegan cinnamon glazed donut holes

gluten free vegan cinnamon glazed donut holes

gluten free vegan cinnamon glazed donut holes

gluten free vegan cinnamon glazed donut holes

gluten free cinnamon glazed donuts

adapted from adashofcompassion.com

  • 1/2 cup brown rice flour
  • 1/2 cup sorghum flour
  • 1/4 cup potato starch
  • 1/4 cup tapioca starch
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 1/2 tbsp flaxmeal
  • 1 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp ground ginger
  • 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp ground cloves
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 3/4 cup nondairy milk
  • 3 tbsp melted coconut oil
  • 3 tbsp  pureed banana
  • 1 tsp xanthan gum
  • 1 tsp pure vanilla extract
  1. Preheat the oven to 350F.
  2. Lightly oil two mini doughnut pans and set aside.
  3. In a large bowl, sift together the brown rice flour, sorghum flour, potato starch, tapioca starch, sugar, flaxmeal, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder and baking soda.
  4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the nondairy milk,  oil, banana, xanthan gum and vanilla.
  5. Add the liquid mixture to the flour mixture and stir to combine, making sure there are no more large clumps.
  6. Spoon the mixture evenly into the prepared doughnut pans, filling each about 3/4 full. Lightly tap the pan on the counter to release any air bubbles. Bake at 350F for 8 to 10 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the centre of a doughnut comes out clean. Allow to cool for about 5 minutes before transferring them to a cooling rack to cool completely.
  7. For the cinnamon sugar topping, simply dip each doughnut in the warm cinnamon syrup and allow excess to drip off. place on a baking sheet and chill in the freezer for 15 minutes to set the topping.

Random Dinners, aka explanatory food porn

hi! i’ve been busy this month planning The Hive Salon’s birthday party but i scrounged up a few decent pictures of dinners that i’ve had, and the random ingredient notes that accompanied them!

grilled portobellos and steamed veggies

portobello caps marinated in red wine and balsamic vinegar before grilling on a cast iron pan. cauliflower roasted with coriander, salt and pepper, steamed green beans and peppers, mashed sweet potatoes, and creamy onion gravy. to make the gravy i cooked down two minced yellow onions, and then pureed them before adding to equal parts vegetable stock and almond milk. i seasoned the sauce with a little dijon mustard, white wine, salt, and pepper. simple!

polenta, greens, grilled tofu, walnut mushroom mix

this was a more labor intensive meal- but so delicious! i made some polenta with vegetable stock and a pinch of turmeric to intensify the color, and poured it into square 9×13” cake pan to cool. after it firmed up i cut it into squares, brushed it with oil and then grilled them. i topped them with steamed kale, grilled tofu, and mushrooms that were cooked down with caramelized onions, walnuts, and thyme. while i did all the busy work i let a bottle of fig infused balsamic vinegar reduce by half, and then spooned it over the top.

potat

potato spinach leek soup

this was super easy as well. cube up 2 1/2 lbs russet potatoes and reserve half when done. to the pan add 3 large thinly sliced leeks, one large diced white onion, and a few cloves of garlic. cook until soft and add 4 cups vegetable stock. toss in 3-4 handfuls fresh spinach, and puree with an immersion blender. add 1-2 tbs nutritional yeast, salt and pepper, and a teeny bit of thyme/rosemary, or if you’re a fan, dill. don’t season too much or you won’t taste the leeks! now, add the rest of the potatoes back to the pan and add enough almond milk to reach your desired consistency. serve with fried leeks on top for crunch (rolled in chickpea flour).

yay! if you didn’t see my last post, i’m on instagram posting damn near everything i eat at Jendo612, and i pin on pinterest under thehivesalon!

just made these babies and they are tasty as hell!

Food Porn! Modern Times Cafe Edition

if you didn’t already know, this is one of my favorite stops in the good ol’ 612.

tofu bagel sandwich

veggie sausage, tofu scramble, greens and veggies piled on a vegan jalapeño bagel.

gluten free vegan voyeur melt

the voyeur melt on GF bread. tempeh, avocado, basil veganaise, grilled peppers, onions and mushrooms. heavenly with a side of garlic fries.

Vegan Treats @Birchwood Cafe!

Hey folks, this just in from Facebook via the birchwood cafe:

“IF we had a bakery case webcam with a gluten free channel, today’s star would be vegan CHOCOLATE gluten free donut, co starring BLACKBERRY V,GF donut with a special guest Valentine’s Day appearance by vegan, gluten free petit heart shaped mini cake. But we don’t so you’ll just have to take my word for it”

holiday or no holiday, you better get up and then get on down, james brown style,  on those beauties.

Food Porn! The gluten free edition

mega salad

 

crispy tofu tacos

Crispy Tofu Rub:

1/2 tsp black pepper

1/2 tsp cumin

3/4 tsp chipotle powder

1/2 tsp smoked paprika

1 tsp menudo spice blend

1 tsp corriander

1/4 tsp onion powder

1/4 tsp salt

3 tbs masarepa or fine cornmeal

mix well in a shallow pan

slice extra firm tofu into desired shape, dredge in season blend and bake at 375 for 5-8 minutes per side or until crispy and firm.

vegan migas from the modern times cafe, w/side kale, duh!

raw not-chos from the ecopolitan

raw "chilli cheeze" burrito from the ecopolitan

my flavor flav!

raw eco-sausage pizza from the ecopolitan

as you can see, we were too busy devouring our dinner to take proper pictures.

gluten free vegan doughnuts from the birch wood cafe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gluten free vegan doughnuts from the birchwood cafe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, so i don’t like doing negative review posts, but if you remember me going gaga a few months back over a donut shop…

the love didn’t last long. the donuts and service just kept declining so i stopped buying them. and then i decided to go gluten free and figured i’d never love another doughnut/donut again. then i discovered the birchwood cafe! i am in LOVE! they have gluten free vegan goodies everyday, they’re reasonably priced, presentable, and they taste good! the rest of the vegan menu is so-so, but the daily specials are where it’s at.

A Gluten-Free Vegan Valentine’s for All!

this whole trying to be ‘gluten-free-as-much-as-possible-within-reason’ has been pretty swell so far! i’ve discovered doughnuts! yes, doughnuts! and i’m learning  about new culinary wonders- buckwheat flour isn’t from wheat, it’s a groat/berry! i was going to let myself gracefully fall off of the wagon for a night to take advantage of the valentines dinner benefit at the seward cafe for bone shaker books, but the 8:30 dinner has sold out. i hear there may still be some 7pm seats left, so hurry up if you want a fancy feast somewhere new! It’s sold out!

i’m celebrating the “national day of getting laid” early, and i’m adapting some old stand-by’s to fit the GF bill. a savory, roasted eggplant lasagna, and sharing a recipe i found online for a gluten free, vegan, chocolate torte. yum!

this is definitely a labor intensive meal with the pre roasting, but you can always pre-assemble your sexy lasagna a day in advance/morning of and pop it in the oven when you know you have an hour til’ romancing. besides, who said love was easy? this is also quite a hefty lasagna, so feel free to halve it and assemble it in a brownie pan. if you like your lasagna saucy, grab an extra jar (or can if you find BPA free) of sauce to pool on your plate for serving.

sexy roasted eggplant lasagna

serves 8-12

1 box Tinkyada Rice Lasagna

3 med/large eggplants- pick ones with taught, shiny skins.

1 lb cremini mushrooms

1 large red onion

tarragon

fennel

a couple GF veggie burgers to crumble up, opt

daiya cheese, opt

salt, pepper, ect

Tofu Ricotta: 

1 lb tofu

1 tbs miso

1/2 c cashews that have been soaked for a few hours, or 30 minutes in very hot water

1 tbs nutritional yeast

Simple Marinara

24oz jar strained tomatoes

2 tbs itallian seasoning

1 tsp agave

crushed red pepper, opt

crushed garlic, as many cloves as you’d like

preheat the oven to 425

Prep:

if you have a cast iron griddle, pop it in the oven while it heats up to 425. peel the eggplants, and slice into 1/3″ rounds. once the cast iron is hot, smear it with a dab of oil, and place a layer of eggplants down. season the tops with salt and pepper and roast for 8 minutes per side or until golden and ‘dry’ looking. keep repeating until all slices have been cooked. if you have no cast iron, put some parchment on a cookie sheet and roast them on it. the parchment helps the eggplant dry out as it roasts so it won’t turn to mush!

meanwhile, thinly slice your onion into half moons. sauté in a little earth balance or oil until caramelized, about 15 minutes. thinly slice your mushrooms and add a few handfuls at a time, cooking until soft before adding the next hand full. once all of the mushrooms have been added, increase the heat and sauté until almost all of the liquid has evaporated. add 1/4 tsp each fennel and tarragon, and crumble in your veggie burgers if using. otherwise, fold in the spices and sauté for a minute more, until fragrant, and set aside.

to make the sauce, open the jar of tomatoes and pour in the agave, garlic, hot pepper, and the itallian spices. re-cap and shake well. easy! *or cheat further and buy spaghetti sauce.

to make the ‘ricotta’, crumble the tofu into a food processor, add the miso, nutritional yeast, cashews and a 1/2 tsp salt. puree until smooth.

Assembly and Baking:

preheat the oven to 375

*rice pasta can get gummy if boiled too long so i par-boil mine for 3-5 minutes. the residual liquid in the filling will finish the pasta in the oven. i use a large high-walled skillet so that i can easily grab individual sheets from the water with a tongs.

oil a high-walled casserole/lasagna pan. pour about one fourth of the pasta sauce into the bottom and spread out. put down the first layer of pasta. spread with tofu ricotta- if it got too thick, thin with a little almond milk or water. then add half of your eggplant slices, overlapping slightly. lastly, sprinkle with half of your mushroom/veggie burger mix. top with another fourth of the sauce and spread out. i like to really press down at this point to ensure all of the layers are compact as it will help the noodles retain their shape and soak up the rest of the veggie liquid. repeat the layering with the rest of your filling, and top with a final layer of pasta, and the rest of the sauce. cover tightly with oiled aluminum foil (oil side down) and bake for 60 minutes. once the lasagna is hot all the way through, top with daiya or vegan béchamel sauce, and return to the oven to melt the cheese- or skip this step and serve as-is. i served mine alongside some steamed broccoli with a little garlic olive oil on top.

sexy roasted eggplant

vegan roasted eggplant lasagna

for dessert, i made this flourless chocolate cake, topped with this caramel sauce, and coarse sea salt.

gluten free vegan chocolate torte with salted caramel sauce

next time, i’ll tinker with the cake to make it a bit denser- maybe more buckwheat flour, or brown rice flour? and i want to cook the caramel longer in the first stage, it seems too light, i think.

Crazy For Cashews

oh cashews, how do i love thee? let me count the ways…

cashews kick ass, and lately i can’t seem to get enough of their creamy, protein packed flavor. it all started when the vegetarian times had a recipe for cashew goat cheese.  i can bring it anywhere, re-named as ‘savory cashew spread’ and it’s devoured almost instantly. then i discovered dr. cow’s tree nut cheeses; aged for 3 months, these cheeses develop the same sharp tang as traditional cheese, making them an insanely delicious pairing with crackers and wine. i’ve always wanted to re-create them, but aging? that seems a bit too complex for my decidedly amateur cooking skills. then, i found chef tal ronnen, his book ‘the conscious cook’, and his amazing recipe for cultured cashew, and macadamia nut cheeses. it’s similar in concept to the vegetarian time’s cashew cheese; you soak raw cashews and cream them, but before flavoring and setting the cashew cream, you culture it with store-bought probiotic powder -1 tsp per 2c cashews- for 16 hours, and then let it set up in the fridge. the result is incredibly reminiscent of cream cheese; tangy, velvety, and with a hint of sweetness. i’ve been making, and devouring his recipe weekly. it’s my favorite snack with slices of apple, cucumber, and gluten free flax crackers.

i’ve also been tinkering with using it as a base for faux-ranch dressing.

cashew ranch

next, i want to try making raw cashew cheesecake. i love the version they make at the ecopolitan, but i think culturing the cashews will add the backbone that it’s been missing!

raw cheesecake

Vegan Valentine’s Dinner

i’ve never gotten into valentine’s day, but the idea of a fancy 4-course dinner prepared by a touring vegan chef, in decidedly one of minneapolis’ most un-romantic settings? i’m in!

 

will you be going to the boneshaker benefit dinner?