Category Archives: dips and such

Nacho Lovers, Unite!

i didn’t watch the Super Bowl, or the puppy bowl for that matter, but for some reason i had a hankering for salty tortilla chips dunked in neon orange goo with a side of salsa. the hubby is back home again, and he too had a craving for bar food, but instead of plunking down $30+ bucks for a few rounds and some so-so vegan nachos at a local bar, we made our own! *i’m also still trying to ride the Gluten-free train as much as possible, and vegan nachos at the bar usually involve wheat flour in the nooch sauce, so making my own also saved me from a few days of achy joints! yay! i think this is my best version of cheesy sauce yet, and i’ll give you a few GF options to tweak it! (just for you, clairedo!) chickpea flour thickens this like a dream, and it doesn’t get gelatinous when it cools, so you don’t need to resort to trickery when you want to reheat it.

Basic Gluten Free Cheezy Sauce

2 cups Unsweetened Almond Milk

1 heaping tbs raw cashew butter

1 tbs miso paste- white

1/4 tsp sea salt *or more if you really like salt or won’t be dumping this on salted chips

1 tsp onion powder

1/4 tsp garlic powder

1/4 tsp smoked paprika

1/4 tsp turmeric

1 c nutritional yeast flakes, aka nooch

1/2 tsp apple cider vinegar, this adds a little “tang”

3 tbs garbanzo bean flour, also called besan, gram, or chana dal flour at indian grocers

3 tbs water

this is super duper easy:

melt the cashew butter over low heat in a heavy bottomed saucepan. whisk in everything else except for the water and the chickpea flour and increase the heat to medium high.  slowly whisk the water into the chickpea flour, and stir until completely smooth. add some of the hot sauce into the chickpea flour to help warm it, (much like tempering eggs if you’re familiar) whisking until smooth. now, slowly whisk the chickpea mixture into your sauce and keep stirring until thick and smooth. enjoy as is, or follow some options for tinkering!

10 am nacho fix!

for nacho/queso cheese:

add 1/4 tsp chipotle pepper powder, and up to 1 c of your favorite salsa. you may need an extra tablespoon of chickpea flour if your salsa is runny.  you can also fold in a cup of daiya pepperjack or cheddar if you want the consistency of stadium/pump cheese, but after experimenting, i don’t notice a big difference in flavor to make it worth a 5$ bag of cheese.

for mac and cheese:

double the sauce recipe and use regular paprika instead of smoked. add a pinch of ground nutmeg. fold into one pound of  al dente quinoa or brown rice noodles (or regular if you tolerate gluten). then, fold in up to an entire bag of daiya if you really, really want to go overboard on the cheesiness factor. i sometimes like a small sprinkle on top, but i won’t judge ;) spoon into a lightly oiled casserole, cover, and bake for 30 minutes, or until bubbly.

bechamel style- great as a fondue dip:

skip turmeric, omit 1/2 of the nutritional yeast. add a pinch of nutmeg and an extra tsp of onion powder. serve with blanched vegetables, cubes of bread-regular or gluten free, olives, and wine.

More Porn!

i guess there were more food pictures on my camera! enjoy!

stew!

delicata squash, kale, carrots, chickpeas, and leeks floating in a lightly seasoned broth

TLAT Salad!

TLAT salad, but with kale and smoky eggplant strips instead of lettuce and tempeh bacon. on the side are GF flax crackers with raw cashew cheese

4-part epic!?

tarragon and balsamic grilled portobello cap, roasted mashed sweet potatoes, grilled peppers and string beans. i marinated the portobellos in a mixture of balsamic vinegar, braggs, dijon mustard, and tarragon. i reduced the marinade with white wine to make a simple pan sauce.

 

….When i dip, you dip, we dip!

i hope everyone had a wonderful new years eve, i know i did! i had a dip and drinks party with a few of my BFF’s, and (bonus!) was able to re-purpose leftover dip into some killer mini pizzas- hopefully my guests weren’t double dipping!

i made four savory cracker spreads- cashew goat cheese, kalamata tapenade, thick walnut pesto, and garlicky sun-dried tomato. all came together with minimal effort, and paired well with each other for an itallian inspired theme. i made a few extra items for extra substance when i converted them all into pizza toppings the next day, so keep in mind that you don’t have to go to all the trouble to make all of these- but if you do, your taste buds will be greatly rewarded!

pretty dips and whatnot on a pretty vintage plate!

i got the cashew goat cheese recipe from vegetarian times. i doubled the recipe, added 1 tbs each miso and nutritional yeast, and skipped the cheesecloth. i spread my cheese into a shallow casserole and baked @200 for 45 minutes to firm it up.

Kalamata Tapenade

1 c kalamata olives

1/4 c olive oil, or less

2 large cloves garlic

2 tbs red wine vinegar

combine all ingredients in a food processor and pulse into a smooth, grainy paste. taste for salt.

Sun-Dried Garlicky Tomato

1 c dried tomatoes- not oil packed

1-2 chopped roma tomatoes

6 cloves garlic

1 tbs olive oil

1 tbs fresh basil

1/2 tsp or less salt.

place the tomatoes into a glass dish, add enough boiling water to cover and steep for 15 minutes. drain the tomatoes and reserve the liquid, and place all other ingredients into the bowl of your food processor, except for the fresh tomatoes. puree until smooth using as much of the soaking liquid as needed to achieve a smooth consistency. fold in the fresh tomatoes and serve.

Thick Walnut Pesto

4 c loose basil

2 tbs nutritional yeast

3 cloves garlic

1/3 c toasted walnuts

olive oil

1/2 tsp salt, or less

pulse together the basil, walnuts and garlic. stream in enough oil to make a thick, but creamy pesto. add salt to taste. cover in a thin layer of oil before storing.

for the pizza, i preheated my oven to 350 with a cast iron pan on the bottom rack, and a cast iron griddle on the top rack. i also grabbed 1 1/2 sweet onions, like vidallia, and one medium eggplant. i thinly sliced the onion and placed it along with 1 1/2 tbs earth balance in the cast iron skillet, and i covered the pan with a tempered glass lid. with the eggplant, i peeled it, halved it, and cut it into 1/2″ thick moons. i smeared some earth balance on the griddle, laid out the eggplant slices, and sprinkled them liberally with smoked sea salt, and black pepper.  i turned the eggplant after roughly 20 minutes, and cooked them for a total of 40 minutes- long enough to brown them and almost ‘dehydrate’ them a little, but they were by no means soggy at all. i also tend to pick the skinniest eggplants with tight shiny skin, i hear it helps the texture.  i let the onions simmer until soft and golden, about 60 minutes, and then uncovered them to let them turn deep brown. they dont need much attention, so feel free to start the dough while they cook. i also thinned the sun-dried tomatoes with a little white wine to achieve a ‘sauce’.

smoky eggplant slices

to assemble the pizza, i started with one ball of dough (sans pepper flakes), my leftover dips, the roasted veggies, and some scraps of bell pepper and seitan that were hanging in the fridge. i cranked the oven to 450, and kept the griddle on the top rack, and swapped the skillet for a pizza stone. i rolled the dough into 4 individual pizzas, and par baked them for 2 minutes. i removed the dough to my counter, poked the air bubbles, flipped them over and topped them in this order:

cashew cheese

sun dried tomato ‘sauce’

caramelized onion

eggplant and seitan slices

teaspoon sized blobs of tapenade and pesto.

i returned them to the oven and baked for another 12 minutes- just until the crust was deep golden brown along the edges.

dippity do-dah pizza! smoky, toasty, deliciousness.

i got a new camera! finally!

it feels so good to have a real camera in my hands; it makes me wonder why we’re so ready to accept grainy cell phone pictures with hip fade-outs as a way to capture life. i’m no photographer by any means, but retro/hipstamatic treatments aren’t for everything.

if only i had this camera a few weeks back; i’ve had some seriously tasty dinners that were worth photographing, but that just means that i have to go back and eat them again. oh darn ;)

how about some ridiculously easy sauce recipes?

Cashew Cream Sauce

makes 2 1/2- 3 cups

1 cup raw cashews

the juice of one lemon

2tbs nutritional yeast

1 tsp onion powder

1/4 tsp smoked paprika

salt and pepper.

soak the cashews in enough hot water to cover, at room temperature for an hour. drain and reserve soaking liquid. place nuts in a food processor along with the rest of the ingredients. pulse to combine, and process until smooth while slowly adding the reserved water until a nice creamy consistency is achieved.

cashew cream over potatoes and broccoli

Kalamata Dressing

makes about 1 1/2 cups

1/2 c pitted kalamata olives

2 heaping spoonfuls roasted red pepper hummus

2 cloves garlic

1 tbs lemon juice

1/4c red wine vinegar

1/4 c olive oil

throw it all in the food processor and puree until almost smooth. add salt and pepper to taste. this is great as an alternative dressing for nicoise salad, or really any potato based salad, as well as pasta salad or a dip for crudites’.

kalamata dressing

coming up this week i’ll attempt to wing a “coconut mango lime cream pie”, and grill the shit out of some seitan!

nutritional yeast experiments!

i was tooling around in my kitchen today, trying to make a “cheezy” nutritional yeast sauce that would be appropriate for browning on top of enchiladas. i started with a roux, raw cashew butter, and of course, nutritional yeast. i cant fully remember how cheddar cheese tasted, but this latest version of my “cheeze sauce” hit the tangy part of my tongue nicely, and wasn’t too sweet; a problem with most non-dairy cheeses in my opinion. i will probably accent this further with a few generous dashes of tapatio hot sauce, and some smoked paprika before using, and maybe i will have a pic of the finished result later-if it lasts that long. and as always, this would never, ever, fool a regular cheese eater, so don’t expect bells and whistles from your cheese-snob best friend; instead, just treat it as another condiment in which you can dip veggies and bread to your hearts desire.

another “cheeze” sauce

1 pint non-dairy creamer, i had soy lying around for once

1/2 c nutritional yeast flakes

3 tbs unrefined corn oil-very buttery tasting

3 tbs all purpose flour

1 tbs raw cashew butter

1 tsp onion powder

1 tsp soy sauce

1 tsp white wine vinegar

salt, to taste

combine the flour and the oil in a saucepan over medium heat, and whisk until bubbling and beginning to smell toasty- about 5 minutes. whisk in the cashew butter, and follow with a slow stream of soymilk. you may find it helpfull to remove the pan from the heat until you’ve incorporated all of the liquid. whisk thoroughly to ensure a smooth texture. whisk in all of the other ingredients and bring to a low boil, and cook until thick and creamy. you may add a pinch or two of turmeric for color. taste and add more salt/vinegar to taste.

Fancy Sexay Sandwiches!

ah, the sandwich. i seem to always overlook these tasty hand-held delights because more often than not, they consist of PB&J, or are a last minute fix while grocery shopping at the wedge. well, monday was “cheap date night” for the hubbs and i, and by cheap date night i mean “sandwiches in the car on the way to 5$ movie night at AMC where the popcorn is vegan friendly and has free refills” night. so, i had to make some tasty-ass sandwiches! i took inventory of the fridge and found a few odds and ends: tofu, pesto, and roasted red pepper cream cheeze spread. perfect! i used my george forman mini grill thingy as a panini press and i have to say, it was a damn fine sandwich. and fancy too!

Fancy Marinated Tofu Sandwiches

makes 2

4 slices whole wheat bread

2 tbs earth balance

1/4 tsp garlic powder

black pepper, a few pinches

1/4 c pesto

1/4-1/2 c roasted red pepper cream cheeze*

1/2 medium yellow onion, thinly sliced into half moons

1 small bell pepper, thinly sliced

spinach leaves

1/2 lb extra firm tofu, cut into 8-12 slices

marinade

1/4 mushroom stir fry sauce

1 tbs balsamic vinegar

1 tbs dijon mustard

1 tsp agave or maple syrup

pinch nutritional yeast

roasted red pepper cream cheeze

makes a great cracker/veggie spread and dip

3/4 c packed, drained, roasted red peppers

1 tub tofutti better than cream cheese

1/2 tsp each onion and garlic powder

salt and pepper

dried shallots if you have them, 1/4 tsp

pulse together in a food processor until a few small bits of pepper remain. add some of the oil from the jar if its too thick.

sandwich time!

mix marinade ingredients and set aside. mix earth balance, garlic powder and black pepper, and set aside.

combine the onion and a couple tablespoons of oil in a small pan over medium heat. cook until deeply golden and caramelized, about 10-15 minutes. add the bell pepper and cook until softened.

in a large non stick pan, heat the tofu on medium low and cook without turning, until the underside is pale yellow and staring to firm up. turn the heat up to medium high and cook, turning the tofu every 2-4 minutes, until golden brown and firm. pour the marinade/sauce over the tofu and cook until the pieces are coated and starting to stick.

turn on your fancy panini machine, mini grill, or a clean frying pan.

use your garlic pepper “butter” to coat one side of each slice of bread. smear pesto on one piece, and the red pepper spread on the other. now add a layer of spinach, half of the veggies, and the tofu. if you use a sandwich press, or a 2 sided grill, the bread will crisp up before the spinach wilts.now throw your sandwich onto the grill/pan and press down. cook until crispy and golden brown. woo hoo! fancy sandwich time!

sexy tofu sandwich

Oops, i did it again, again. Sexay nom nom nom….

Ahhhhhh. Do you hear that? It’s the sound of I, the midwest vaygun, having a peaceful morning in my jammies, drinking chai and thinking about food. not school, not money, just food. it’s amazing. I dropped out of school last week to put the focus back on the things that really matter in life, and i couldn’t be happier. We have alot of cathcing up to do, blog and I. so here’s the shake down: Thanksgiving was rad! I made Todd X’s vegan pecan pie! and it was heavenly. I also made my own version of seitan roulade, with mixed results (i will tackle this another day). and i had the BEST green bean casserole of my life, thanks to my sis becca. the majority of the pics are from a shitty camera phone so i left most of them out.

Also, i became re-acquainted with The HardTimes Cafe, why did i forget about thee for so long!? the entire menu is vegan/vegetarian with a huge mexican section, and probably the best biscuits and gravy i’ve had in awhile. They are open super late too, so now i know where the after bar sugar fix is coming from:)

And before i forget, the Triple Rock now has vegan cupcakes from Miel Y Leche! so good!

here’s what i’ve been up to food-wise since my last visit, so enjoy!

todd x's vegan pecan pie- unbaked

* this was hands down the BEST version of pecan pie i’ve ever had. you can find the recipe at the PPK blogs, or at getsconed! jus give ‘er a google!

african sweet potato and peanut stew from vegan planet

african sweet potato and peanut stew from vegan planet

chickpea noodle soup-with stars! from veganomicon

vegan almond feta! from the vegetarian times, thanks becca!

chickpea cutlets! i make em by the dozen! from veganomicon

thanksgiving take 5! cutlets, mashed potatoes, mushroom gravy and stuffing!

creamy tomato soup from fresh from the vegetarian slow cooker

vegan grilled cheeze FTW

and now an ode to the most important meal of the day:

CUPCAKES!

chocolate raspberry from the wedge

black forest from the wedge

cookies and cream cupcake from VCTOTW

vegan peanut butter cupcake from Meil Y Leche @ the triple rock

Chile’ aka MexiCan part 2

One of the first encounters i had with chile was in dans grandparents kitchen. one smell and i started to cough,my eyes watered, and my nose instantly became stuffy. “oh mija” his grandmother laughed “is it hot?”.  yup. for the longest time dan and i had to make 2 separate batches of chile’, the wimpy (gringo style as my new mexico living uncle jack refers to it) batch for me, and the normal heat for dan. thankfully, as i mentioned on enchilada night, i have increased the heat i can handle and can now enjoy a larger range of meals. just to make sure we’re clear, there are a few different definitions of chili, chile’ and chilli:

chilli- tex-mex stew like concoction of tomatoes, beans and chili powder. sometimes refers to chili.

chili- generally refers to any hot pepper whether dried, powdered, or fresh. examples are chipotle, annaheim, jalapeno, and serrano. sometimes refers to chilli.

chile’- a country, a sometimes pronunciation of chili, and a thin, salsa like condiment comprised of chili’s, onion, garlic, salt and a few other extras. this is what we’re making tonight.

so confusing, isn’t it :)

the best part about this recipe is that any of the ingredients can be adjusted to taste and heat preferences, the measurements given below are only a guideline. you can just as well tweak this to be pineapple, or mango chile’ by swapping half of the tomato for an equal part of your other fruit of choice. the way i list below, is how i was taught by dan and his family.

makes roughly 2 cups

3 medium ripe tomatoes (sub cherry if wanted/needed)

3 jalapenos or another hot pepper (i used 2 serrano and one hungarian black hot)

1/2 large red onion

2 cloves garlic

1/2 c loosely packed cilantro

2 large pinches salt, or to taste

its easy. roughly chop it all up, toss it in your food processor or blender and puree until almost completely smooth. let rest for 15 minutes, sample and adjust to taste.

ingredients needed

ingredients needed

the hungarian and serranos

the hungarian and serranos

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